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Old February 10 2014, 04:39 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 346: Lovey Dovey

Hello everyone! Lets see what Picard has to say....

First up to the plate, we have the "Redundant Riker" Award, going to:

shivkala wrote: View Post

Picard: Will, the Counselor just made a humorous observation. As much as we give her crap for spouting out the obvious, at least her job doesn't involve repeating everything I say to relay orders I could easily relay myself. Anyway, take us out of here Number One.

Riker: Aye sir, Geordi, take us out of here.

Troi: I'm sensing resentment from the First Officer, sir.
Next, we have the "Not always the ideal officer" Award, going to:

inflatabledalek wrote: View Post

Data: I do not know why you consider me a potential securty risk. It is not like I have multiple evil siblings, nor that my creator can remote control me at a distance of light years to take over the ship. And I definitely do not emit a easily detectable signal that renders the ship useless for stealth missions.
Next, we have the "CSI: TrekBBS" Award, going to:

Gep Malakai wrote: View Post

PICARD: It's the remains of Caption Contest #344.
Next, we have the "What could possibly go wrong?" Award, going to:

JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

RIKER: Chief, beam us down to the planet where they just vaporized three defenseless people unarmed. I think we can safely assume this time they're only interested in peace.
Next, we have the "Medical evaluation" Award, going to:

huskers57 wrote: View Post

Picard - "Awww, did little Worfy have a Boo-Boo?"
The Photoshop Award, goes to:

Armored Saint wrote: View Post

WORF: Data, I think the Captain needs to hear "Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty".

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

Second Officer's Personal Log: I have a positronic brain capable of performing sixty trillion calculations per second with double-hash quantum-state error checking. If Commander Riker double-checks my math on his damn calculator one more time, I will bitch slap the punk.

bbjeg wrote: View Post

Picard: What am I going to do with you Worf? You can't fly the ship and you suck at operations too.
Worf: I'm a Klingon, I should be on tactical.
Picard: Over the militant Tasha? Sure, if she dies on a mission it's all yours, like that'll happen.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, with Valentines Day (or Singles Awareness Day) depending on your interpretation on the horizon, it's time for our annual salute to (Or opportunity to make fun of) love!

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