A is for Aphasia Viruses.
B is for Bajor VIII.
C is for Canon. Enforced by the Federation Inquisition. Oops! They're secret. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. Someone's knocking at my door.
D is for Double Dumb-ass on you!
E is for Enterprise, the name of many a gallant and historic spaceship throughout Starfleet history, both before and after the founding of the Federation.
F is for Finney. Commander Benjamin Finney. And his one little mistake.......which could have destroyed the ship and killed everyone on board.
G is for Gre'thor, the closest Klingon approximation of the human afterlife in Hell.