Janeway: Computer? Delete the nurse.
EMH: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Welcome back to the land of the living, robot. This is Commander Tuvok, he only mates once every seven years. On my left is Captain Janeway, she forces Irish barkeepers to go to college and wear lifts. I'm B'Elanna Torres, I'm alive thanks to Cardassian vivisection on Bajorans but refuse to give an ounce of my own DNA to save an entire race of plague victims. What's your deal?
Please space me immediately.
Wait! We haven't told you about Neelix yet!
Torres: I thought you had a date with the Captain, Chakotay. Why do you look so bad?
Chakotay: She kept talking dirty to me.
Torres: So? What's the problem?
Chakotay: She kept using medical Latin names for things.
Tuvok: Yeesh, I'll wait for the next Pon Farr, thanks.