Hello everyone, sorry I didn't get this up before the end of the weekend, I was busy watching the Denver Broncos not attend the Super Bowl.
First up to the plate, we have the "Useful Abilities" Award, going to:
The Laughing Vulcan wrote:
Troi: "Don't answer it."
Riker: "Why not?"
Troi: "It's the Captain, he's in one of his 'carouse with the junior officers' moods."
Troi: "Hello... Empath!"
: "Why can't you be that useful on the bridge?"
Next, we have the "Better than A Briefing with Neelix" Award, going to:
: ``And welcome back, it's 0815, looking to be the start of a fine alpha shift. The Potentate of New Hoboken has issued a statement thanking the Enterprise for racing to deliver that vaccine to her plague-stricken colony. According to the Medical Division, ambu-jitsu injuries are down eight percent in the past there months. And this half-hour we'll have a special report on how to cope when you learn a co-worker has a holodeck version of you on file, and later we'll make a chocolate plomeek recipe that's been sweeping Vulcan fusion restaurants all across the Beta quadrant. All that and more coming up, but first, the space weather. Geordi?''
Next, we have the "Sorting out the Senior Staff" Award, going to:
Nerys Myk wrote:
PICARD: Okay, we're in the middle of a super nova. Maybe Conn isn't the right spot for you, Worf.
Next, we have the "Ripoff" Award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
"So, tell me again, Mr. Data, how much did you pay for these resort tickets?"
Next, we have the "Literally not meaning Literally anymore" Award, going to:
Mr. Adventure wrote:
LaForge: "Uh, Data, I don't this is what the captain meant when he gave us standing orders."
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:
Armored Saint wrote:
That's no moon!
THE BOY'S ANT FARM!
Captain's Log: My mother always told me my future was so bright, I'd have to wear shades. After staring at this temporal anomaly, I am being to believe she meant that literally.
Geordi: I refuse to sit until we get less silly chairs.
Congrats to our winners and many thanks to all of our participants!
And now, a new contest!