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Old January 28 2014, 02:23 PM   #37
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

Kirk: Look! An Amazon Drone! Phasers on heavy stun, fire at will.

Bones: Jim, next time you shoot down an Amazon Drone, please make sure it's not carrying a Kindle Fire!
Kirk: Let's hope it still works, or you'll be performing a chili enema on this lump of haggis!

Spock: Mr Kyle, the Captain has requested you upload your entire collection of Fifty Shades onto this Kindle device.
Kyle: But Mr Spock I ca...
Spock: All 3 episodes, Mr Kyle
Kyle: But I don't know how to d....
Spock: Your agonizer, please!

Spock: <Sniffs Deeply> Faaaaaaaascinating !
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