A is for antibodies. The Enterprise crew were antibodies of their own galaxy.
B is for Brandy. Saurian, if you please.
C is for Cardassian Sunrise, an alien alcoholic beverage available in at least one bar on Earth in the Abrams timeline circa 2258.
D is for Deuterium. The fuel for Enterprise's impulse engines.
E is for the Earth Cargo Authority, which governed warp-powered civilian cargo freighters during the 22nd century.
F is for the Fornax Disaster, now gimme the brandy!
G is for the Gorlan Uprising in the Mirror Universe, ruthlessly crushed by Captain James T. Kirk of the ISS Enterprise.
H is for Herman, the name of a series of androids on planet Mudd. I said, gimme the BRANDY!!!
I is for Inertial dampers.
J is for Jeffries Tubes. A more elegant name than 'piping and conduit alley'.
K is for KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
L is for Lazarus. What of