Re: TNG Caption This! 342: Tardy
"Splendid! Wil, I must say, I'm most impressed with your efforts to refine your Command Image! Joviality has its place, Number One ... but not, necessarily, on the bridge! You've already mastered how to hold your Tea, Earle Grey - now, watch how after I put it down and stand up, I will tug on my uniform. I want you to try it with me ..."
"Rich she shall be, that's certain; wise, or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her; fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not near me ..."