That Picard/Troi 'shop is truly frightening.
PICARD: OK, so it's agreed. We blame it all on La Forge.
CRUSHER: And the really weird thing is, I found traces of Klingon DNA at the murder scene.
PICARD (rapping): I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
PICARD: FMV Laserdisc games really are the future, aren't they.
RIKER (thinking): Drugs taking a long
time to kick in today.