"I'd give real money if he'd wear pants instead of a toga when he does this."
"I think I'm going to need therapy."
"Someone go find Lieutenant Palamas. She's gonna wanna see this!"
"Let this be a lesson to you, Mr. Chekov. This is the kind of trouble thinking with the 'little head' can get you into."
"Really, Mr. Kyle? A worker's compensation claim? All I did was shove you aside so I could get to the transporter controls."
"Oh, don't mind them. They're just jealous."
"Shouldn't Mr. Scott be doing that?"
"I lost a bet."