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Old January 19 2014, 12:04 AM   #3
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?



Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise! When I said I wanted you to pick me up, I meant to use the transporter!



Kirk: So we're all agreed, Scotty "bumped his head" with no help from ANY of us!



Spock: Mister Kyle, I would like for you to read these cartoons about Miles O'Brien and how boring it is to be a transporter chief. Tell me how close it is to your life.

Kyle: Why, Sir?

Spock: The Captain wants to know if we need to make your life more boring.




Kirk: Everyone call him "Starbuck" and see if he gets the joke.



Spock: How long?

Uhura: 2 hours.

Spock: Unacceptable, the boxing match starts in 1 hour and we are not going Pay-Per-View again!
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