Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise
! When I said I wanted you to pick me up, I meant to use the transporter!
Kirk: So we're all agreed, Scotty "bumped his head" with no help from ANY of us!
Spock: Mister Kyle, I would like for you to read these cartoons about Miles O'Brien and how boring it is to be a transporter chief. Tell me how close it is to your life.
Kyle: Why, Sir?
Spock: The Captain wants to know if we need to make your life more boring.
Kirk: Everyone call him "Starbuck" and see if he gets the joke.
Spock: How long?
Uhura: 2 hours.
Spock: Unacceptable, the boxing match starts in 1 hour and we are not going Pay-Per-View again!