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Old January 18 2014, 10:57 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

Hello everyone, new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "The More You Know..." Award, going to:

Avro Arrow wrote: View Post

Kelley: ... and that's what syphilis will do to you.
Shatner: So, kids, take it from Captain Kirk: practice safe sex.
Nimoy (thinking): I need to fire my agent.
Next, we have the "Legal Problems" Award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

Sulu: "It's the Remakkian Minister of Police, Captain. He says he needs to talk to you concerning their Prime Minister's daughter."
Kirk: "Bones, what's the age of consent on Remakk? It's twenty-one, right?"
McCoy: "Twenty-three, Jim."
Kirk: "Crap!"
Next, we have the "Complicated Controls" Award, going to:

Diesel Micky Dolenz wrote: View Post

Chekov: No, Keptin. It's definitely telling me to press the ANY key.
Next, we have the "Just can't escape it, can you?" Award, going to:

captain crow wrote: View Post

Kirk, offscreen: Shut up, Wesley!
Next, we have the "Sooooo.... good for us?" Award, going to:

FormerLurker wrote: View Post

Kirk: Well, gentlemen, another mission successfully completed.

McCoy: And no casualties. At least, not on our ship.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Armored Saint wrote: View Post

BONES: Jim, would you mind if I begin to give some treatments to the two kids in charge of piloting this ship?
KIRK: Treatments? They're sicks?
BONES: No, BUT I'M GETTING SICK OF HEARING THEIR VOICES! Nasonex for Lieutenant Stuffy-Nose and Tennessee whiskey for Ensign Russian-Falsetto!
SPOCK: Illogical, they will not stay long enough on this ship to allow us to see some results.
KIRK: Yeah, they never realised they have VIP access to hidden cameras, I doubt they're promised to long careers on the Enterprise.

Mr. Laser Beam wrote: View Post

"Hi there, I'm Bob Wesley for the Federation Express Card. Don't leave the bridge without it!"
Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

New contest! Lets go!

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