Re: First Contact: Sphere's weapons = pathetic.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Locutus?"
"I think so, Seven, but if I married Pippi Longstocking, think what the children would look like!"
"For those of you playing the home game, this is what is known as a 'Prince Albert'. And I'm sure that was his last wish. 'Victoria, I'm dying. I want you to name a museum, a performance hall, and a bolt through the cock after me.'"
—Robin Williams, Live on Broadway