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Timo · May 30 2007, 06:59 AM

Or vice versa. After all, if the Borg truly failed, wouldn't they try again? That's sort of inherent in time travel.

Queen: "My brilliant plan is to erase the Federation by tampering with their past. I will execute it tomorrow. I definitely will."

<waits>

<cybernetically augmented crickets chirp>

Queen: "Oh, well, apparently I didn't succeed. Okay, so my NEXT plan is to try even harder with erasing the Federation by tamperi... Wait, what am I saying? What is 'Federation'? Ah, no matter. Let's move on to the next item. Assimilation of Earth. You say it's a primitive world not worth tuppence?"

Drone #74656: "Indeed, my liege. Shall we proceed anyway?"

Queen: "Sure. In 6,300 years or so, when they have evolved enough. Do they have any interesting neighbors?"

Timo Saloniemi

May 30 2007, 06:59 AM	#29
Timo Admiral	Re: First Contact: Sphere's weapons = pathetic. Or vice versa. After all, if the Borg truly failed, wouldn't they try again? That's sort of inherent in time travel. Queen: "My brilliant plan is to erase the Federation by tampering with their past. I will execute it tomorrow. I definitely will." <waits> <cybernetically augmented crickets chirp> Queen: "Oh, well, apparently I didn't succeed. Okay, so my NEXT plan is to try even harder with erasing the Federation by tamperi... Wait, what am I saying? What is 'Federation'? Ah, no matter. Let's move on to the next item. Assimilation of Earth. You say it's a primitive world not worth tuppence?" Drone #74656: "Indeed, my liege. Shall we proceed anyway?" Queen: "Sure. In 6,300 years or so, when they have evolved enough. Do they have any interesting neighbors?" Timo Saloniemi