Uhura: I told you what would happen if anyone left the bridge toilet seat up again.
Kirk: Uhura, don't barge in, we're in the middle of a crew briefing.
Uhura: Do it again and my foot is gonna be barging in the middle of someone's porthole.
Geordi: Look, I finally passed those microchips I swallowed.
Data: I could have waited for you to wash them first.
Spock: Mister Scott, I am not comfortable blowing into your court-appointed breathalizer.