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Old January 1 2014, 06:13 PM   #18
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #240: Captions Against Humanity



Uhura: I told you what would happen if anyone left the bridge toilet seat up again.
Kirk: Uhura, don't barge in, we're in the middle of a crew briefing.
Uhura: Do it again and my foot is gonna be barging in the middle of someone's porthole.




Geordi: Look, I finally passed those microchips I swallowed.
Data: I could have waited for you to wash them first.



Spock: Mister Scott, I am not comfortable blowing into your court-appointed breathalizer.
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