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Old January 1 2014, 12:55 AM   #7063
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Asseton Assimilators.
B is for the Beta Quadrant, one-quarter of our own Milky Way Galaxy and only partially explored by known science.
C is for Cyrano Jones, a licensed asteroid locator and prospector who has never broken the law, at least not severely.
D is for the Delta Quadrant, almost a complete mystery and unexplored by Alpha Quadrant science until the Federation starship Voyager was stranded there beginning in the year 2371.
E is for the Epsilon Quadrant, still believed nonexistent under our primitive future scientific models of the structure of space, so if it makes you feel better you can substitute Epsilon IX.
F is for France, the ancient nation-state on the European continent of Earth where future Stargazer, Enterprise-D and Enterprise-E captain Jean-Luc Picard was born and where his family lived.
G is for Galt.
H is for Halkan pacifists.
I is for Isolinear optical processors.
J is for Julian Bashir. Professional dart swindler.
K is for Korax, first officer aboard the D7 Klingon battle cruiser I.K.S. Gr'oth around 2268.
L is for Lorelei Signal.
M is for M-113.
N is for Nanite infestation aboard the Enterprise-D.
O is for Orion. Best stripclubs in the Alpha Quad. If you don't mind green.
P is for Planet Q, a Federation colony and the home of Thomas Leighton, one of the only surviving eyewitnesses to the massacre ordered by Governor Kodos of Tarsus IV twenty years earlier.
Q is for Quatloos.
R is for Rom, Grand Nagus of the Ferengi Alliance beginning at the end of the Dominion War in 2375 and the successor to the great Zek.
S is for Spock's Brain.
"Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job."
- Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)
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