Re: What Didja Get For Christmas?
Among other items: a Peter Billingsley Christmas Story
action figure complete with extended tongue and pole....the new Kate Atkinson novel in which a woman lives multiple 20th century lives, not unlike South Park's
Kenny...and 26 cans of V8.
''Four questions, joker. Why do you leave your pets on the floor where they can get squashed, who's this idiot with the dark glasses, where's my Becky, and what the HELL are you doing floating on the ceiling?''