Uhura: Security, Sulu's gone Jedi again.
Geordi: I've swapped out your flash stick for a floppy diskette.
Data: Oh crap.Is this because you have pleasured fewer women than I have?
Geordi <storms off
Data: Someone should warn Wesley Crusher.
Spock: I can see it now: a big floating head demanding a starship.
Scotty: And when does God come into Kirk's scene?