Kirk: Who's calling? I thought I ordered the entire crew down here.
Uhura: You did, Sir. The Klingon Captain sitting in your chair wants to thank you for doing that.
Geordi: I removed these chips from the main computer.
Data: Don't get the wrong idea Geordi, it's a friends with benefits arrangement.
Spock: Here's the problem, we're not supposed to store gluesticks in the warp drive.