: Whichever one of you blinks first, has to eat a five course meal cooked by Keiko.
: ...I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead.
: Veggie loaf has no honor!
: They replaced the fine coffee the Replimat normally serves with Federation Folgers Crystals!
: You see, Jake? We know more about human customs than you think. For instance, I believe this is your ancient custom of Kung Fu Fighting. Pretty convincing, aren't we?