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Old December 27 2013, 03:04 PM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest 86: A Lost Cause

I hope you all enjoyed the last caption contest, and since this is the festive season there will be a few extra winners. For those who didn't win; blame the Grinch.

Finngle Bells wrote: View Post

Captain's Log: Julian is missing and the Chief was found passed out in Quark's bar with a Terran Tiger sitting close by. I don't know how I'll tell Admiral Ross about this.
TresKings wrote: View Post

Kira: Has anyone seen Odo? I want to report the laundry service, they've shrunk my uniform again.
Kira's Uniform: Tee hee!
The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post

Sisko "Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a fuckin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no! I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can!"
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

O'Brien was looking forward to the Jem'Hadar USO show, until he realized it was nothing but a guy listing all the ways to kill humans while worshipping the Founders.
Frankincense + Myrrh wrote: View Post

Gowron: " ... and if you like your holographic doctor, you can keep your holographic doctor, period."

Rķu rķu, chķu wrote: View Post

Gowron: Welcome to Kronos Shopping Network. Our first item for sale is this combination floor buffer and sex toy. For when you want glory to you....AND your hoooooouuuuuuuse!

The multi-caption winners (and I picked this one purely because it has my favourite LOTR urak-hai line);

shivkala wrote: View Post
Avro Arrow wrote: View Post

Dax: It was really nice of the Jem'Hadar to invite us over to their mess hall for dinner.

O'Brien: Agreed. I'm famished. Computer, what's on the menu for tonight?

Computer: Today's specials are Trill, human and Changeling.
Jem'Hadar: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

Finally -- in the name of festive spirit -- here are a couple of honourable runner-up captions worthy of the Celestial Temple.

Mistral wrote: View Post
TresKings wrote: View Post

Kira: So how do you like my breast reduction surgery?
<space crickets>
Dax: Um, Kira-you're supposed to reduce the size, not the height of their location.
Mistral wrote: View Post

Gowron: "The crisis is over. The Romulans have turned their transports around. The other guy blinked. I, of course, am physically incapable of such an action."
North Pole Myk wrote: View Post

O'BRIEN: "What happens on Risa stays on Risa" is the slogan, right?

RISAN: Nope, it's "What happens on Risa goes viral."

O'BRIEN: Keiko's gonna kill me.




And now, MOAR pictures for captioning!

Good luck and enjoy the remainder of the holidays!
Star Trek: The Approaching Shadow...

Caption contest: DS9
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