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Old December 26 2013, 03:57 AM   #6991
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Alpha Quadrant. Neighbour of Beta Quadrant.
B is for Baker Two, as in Alert Condition.
C is for Ceti Alpha VI, which exploded six months after Kirk and the Enterprise 1701 marooned Khan and his Augments on planet number Five.
D is for Droxine's remarkable neck-supported crossover slingbra.
E is for Enterprise NX-01, the very first Starfleet vessel to ever bear the name and launched almost a century before the second one.
F is for Ferengi Marauder.
G is for Grissom, J. T. Esteban commanding.
H is for Harry Kim, graduate of the Starfleet Academy Class of 2370 based on the stardate in his personnel file.
I is for Intrepid-class starship. Named after a tourist attraction in New York City.
J is for Julie Newmar.
K is for the Klingon First Dynasty of Imperial history.
L is for Ligonian deathmatch.
M is for the Melbourne, a prominent Federation starship during the late 24th century.
N is for Neural Neutralizer.
O is for the Orion Syndicate.
P is for Petri of Troyius.
Q is for Qut'luch.
R is for Ruk, who will not mock Christine.
S is for Spock's hairy nipples.
T is for Tellar Prime.
U is for Universal Translator.
V is for Vessels, pronounced wessels.
W is for Wesley Crusher. Pronounced dumb ass.
X is for Xindi reptilian hippies.
Y is for Yonada's guidance system, directing it to a predestined location where the Fabrini people would disembark from their asteroid vessel and settle their new homeworld.
Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight.

- Jonathan Archer, 2151
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