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Old December 26 2013, 02:57 AM   #6991
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Alpha Quadrant. Neighbour of Beta Quadrant.
B is for Baker Two, as in Alert Condition.
C is for Ceti Alpha VI, which exploded six months after Kirk and the Enterprise 1701 marooned Khan and his Augments on planet number Five.
D is for Droxine's remarkable neck-supported crossover slingbra.
E is for Enterprise NX-01, the very first Starfleet vessel to ever bear the name and launched almost a century before the second one.
F is for Ferengi Marauder.
G is for Grissom, J. T. Esteban commanding.
H is for Harry Kim, graduate of the Starfleet Academy Class of 2370 based on the stardate in his personnel file.
I is for Intrepid-class starship. Named after a tourist attraction in New York City.
J is for Julie Newmar.
K is for the Klingon First Dynasty of Imperial history.
L is for Ligonian deathmatch.
M is for the Melbourne, a prominent Federation starship during the late 24th century.
N is for Neural Neutralizer.
O is for the Orion Syndicate.
P is for Petri of Troyius.
Q is for Qut'luch.
R is for Ruk, who will not mock Christine.
S is for Spock's hairy nipples.
T is for Tellar Prime.
U is for Universal Translator.
V is for Vessels, pronounced wessels.
W is for Wesley Crusher. Pronounced dumb ass.
X is for Xindi reptilian hippies.
Y is for Yonada's guidance system, directing it to a predestined location where the Fabrini people would disembark from their asteroid vessel and settle their new homeworld.
On Halloween Night the Great Temporal Pumpkin rises out of his chroniton patch and flies through space with his bag of new timelines for all the children.

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