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Old December 25 2013, 03:01 PM   #19
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 85: Certifiably Insane?

O'Brien: "Let me guess... torture?"
Odo: "No. You got drunk last night and lost at strip domjot to Morn. Keiko will be here in a few minutes."
O'Brien: "Oh yeah... torture..."

Kira: "I have an announcement to make. I'm pregnant, and one of you is the father."
O'Brien: "Oh crap!
Worf: "Oh crap!
Jadzia: "Oh crap!
Bashir: "Oh... I wish I could say, Oh crap!"

Sisko "Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a fuckin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no! I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can!"

O'Brien: "I think I ate too much turkey."
Jadzia: "It's traditional. You can always get Julian to pump your stomach."
Odo: "Do we have to watch this? I only want to watch Doctor Who."
Jem Hadar: "Will you muppets pipe down, we want to watch this..."

"And now on KBC, it is 3pm, and time for the Klingon Chancellor's Kristmas Message."
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

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