Kot'baval, because my idea of a good time doesn't include burning little bits of paper while glancing nervously around for terrorists in hiding.
Would you rather go club-hopping with Reginald Barclay or Grand Nagus Zek?
Zek - that old guy knows how to party, and I'm pretty sure the Grand Nagus gets free drunks everywhere he/she goes.
WYR eat a jumja stick or plomeek soup?
ETA: I think my answer still works even with the weird typo.