"Applause isn't enough. We want opening credits."
"Captain, the atmosphere of this planet is having an unusual effect on your... um... postiche."
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Spock, but there's nothing wrong with my butt."
"Captain, need I remind you of the comparative sensitivity of Vulcan ears?"
"Definitely 'cranberry sauce,' sir."
"You're both wrong, it's 'I buried Paul.' Play it again, Lieutenant."
"Sir, this is the 23rd century. We all agree that he is dead."
"Alas, poor Yorick."
"Shut up, Jim."