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Old December 9 2013, 10:48 PM   #22
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #279: Captionpaw

Shatner: "Bravo! Bravo!"

Doohan: "Applause isn't enough. We want opening credits."

Spock: "Captain, the atmosphere of this planet is having an unusual effect on your... um... postiche."

Kirk: "I have no idea what you're talking about, Spock, but there's nothing wrong with my butt."

Spock: "Captain, need I remind you of the comparative sensitivity of Vulcan ears?"

"Definitely 'cranberry sauce,' sir."

Kirk: "You're both wrong, it's 'I buried Paul.' Play it again, Lieutenant."

Spock: "Sir, this is the 23rd century. We all agree that he is dead."

Kirk: "Alas, poor Yorick."

Spock: "Shut up, Jim."

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