Worf's personnal log: Requiring medical and androidal support during this intimate assignment with Lieutenant Commander Shelby definetely conviced me that I need a Klingon woman. Klingon women are so sweet and fragile.
Shelby: Where are you going Big Boy, Doctor Love and Cybernetic Male? You still have to complete this assignment.
Picard: Picard to Data! Can you find who synthesized so much butt rounding hormones?
Data: According to these readings about the new contest, "butt and fart" factor is still really high.
Picard: Sorry for this computer malfunction Shelby, you really didn't have to know about Hanson old man's fantasies.