Worf: Tne Borg are attacking Wolf 359. On the bright side, if our bearings are correct we should be receiving the original broadcast of Captain Kangaroo within the hour.
Picard: Don't stand too close to Mister Data. He farts a lot.
According to these readings I should activate my wedgie maintenance subroutine.
Picard: Well implausible or not I want the computer to have KITT's voice from Knight Rider.
Security Officer's log, supplemental: If this were a Klingon ship I would let one go right now.