Hello everyone! I'm starting a caption contest on saturday for once!
First up to the plate, we have the "Failed Mutiny" Award, going to:
Avro Arrow wrote:
Riker: So it's decided. At 0400, Data will shut down internal comms, I'll override security from the bridge, and Worf will go into Picard's quarters and finish him off. We'll finally be free of that miserable, petty old tyrant!
Picard (O/S): Uh, Number One? I'm just in the next room. I can hear you.
Riker: I think the captain suspects something! We'd better make it 0200.
Picard (O/S): <sigh>
Next, we have the "Medical Examiner" Award, going to:
FEMALE ENSIGN (Offscreen): I don't know what happened, he was just so insistent and I...
BEVERLY: Don't worry Ensign. I'm ruling this justifiable homocide.
Next, we have the "Revenge of the Q's!" Award, going to:
North Pole Myk wrote:
Q: Hey Worf! Hey Worf! Wait up. I did your science homework and I'll finish that essay for English by tonight. Maybe we could hang out later? Wouldn't that be cool?
Next, we have the "The Tale of Sir Jean-Luc" Award, going to:
Honorable Ensign wrote:
Picard: One day lad, this will all be yours.
Wesley: The Trek BBS forums?
Picard: ...no, not the forums...
Next, we have the "Hide and Seek" Award, going to:
Commander, we have been hiding here for three days, nine hours, twenty three minutes and forty seven seconds with no sign of the others. By my estimation the human attention span is fairly short. I believe they have given up their pursuit quite some time ago and that it would be safe to emerge.
Quiet Data. I'm not gonna lose this game of hide and seek just because you cant keep quiet.
Chief Medical Officer's Log: Having just been told by the Captain I'm going to be replaced I just can't be arsed any more. Thank God for malpractice insurance.
Bearded Bloke wrote:
Picard: ...and basically you let everyone else do the work for you.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, I've been looking forward to this for awhile, TrekCore recently put up their "Best of Both Worlds Part 1" Blu-ray screencaps and we're going to have "Best of Both Worlds Part 1" Blu-ray caption contest!