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Old December 7 2013, 06:13 PM   #25
Armored Saint
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #239: Ready for Anything

Picard: Captain's Log, Stardate 48648.1 Q decided to send me with all other captains of Starfleet ships named Enterprise in what he calls the world of specialized TV channels. We are currently in Food Network....
Kirk: Hey guys, it's Orion channel behind this door!
Picard: Is anybody there with some plasma condoms and sprays of space papillomavirus vaccine?
Pike: **BEEP**
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