Re: You know what really irks me about "Insurrection"?
Rķu rķu, chķu wrote:
From the Futurama
episode, "The Series Has Landed".
The Series Has Landed wrote:
Hermes Conrad: Okay, captain, this is just a standard legal release, protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.
Leela: [reading] "Death by airlock failure... "
Hermes Conrad: Mm-hm.
Leela: "... death by brain parasite... "
Hermes Conrad: Yah.
Leela: "... death by sonic diarrhea... "
Hermes Conrad: Oho, you don't want that.
Leela: Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
Hermes Conrad: Ohohohohohohoho... Sign the paper.
"If I hadn't tried, the cost would have been my soul." - Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock