Re: I am a Nerd.
My single warning ever was after a squabble in a thread about nerds. I called out the mod, Lord Garth, on this and challenged him to a duel with pocket protectors. "Let's see whose is bigger!"
The scoundrel declined the duel and the warning was rescinded instead. Victory!
Okay, there were some other details I've left out. But those events did happen.
and names have been changed to protect the pocket protectors.
No Where to be found, but everywhere you are - I'll be there looking for ways to save your life.