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Old December 2 2013, 01:33 AM   #6757
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for the Andorian Imperial Guard.
B is for the Breen. They look like a certain character from "Return of the Jedi". But larger.
C is for Captain Kirks smooth hairless chest.
D is for the Defiant's cloaking device.
E is for Elasian tears.
F is for Ferengi earlobes, a symbol of business skill and prowess.
G is for Grumpy CMO's
H is for Harry Mudd's moustache.
I is for the Imperial Terran Starship Enterprise. Evil twisty beards mandatory for senior officers.
J is for Jack Crusher's holographic recording for his young son.
K is for Klingon Gonorrhea.
L is for Lysian weaponry.
M is for Metron togas.
N is for Nausicaan cruisers.
O is for Ocampan TV shows. Everybody dies by the sixth or seventh season.
P is for Peter Preston, Montgomery Scott's nephew and one of the fatalities of the bloody confrontation with Khan Singh in 2285.
Q is for John de Lancie
R is for Reruns saved Star Trek
S is for Saber-class Federation starships of the late 24th century.
T is for T'Pol's bum. Indeed.
U is for United Earth, the formal name for our planet's unified government before and after the birth of the Federation.
V is for Valeris' Vulva.
W is for the War between the Vulcans and Romulans that lasted 100 years and - unbeknownst to either side in the conflict - had been started by a mischievious member of the Q Continuum.
X is for Xanthan floating bazaar.
Y is for Yang relics of reverence.
Z is for Zek.
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