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Old November 30 2013, 11:40 PM   #148
Newspaper Hearse
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Re: Casting a Gender-Switched Enterprise

I could actually see the male Kirk and Spock duo talking about shoes.

KIRK: Mister Spock, that's a mighty fine pair of boots.
SPOCK: Thank you, Captain.
KIRK: Not standard issue. Where'd you get them?
SPOCK: Back at the trading station we encountered one month ago.
KIRK: Shame. We won't be heading back to that region for some time.

Then Bones walks in.

BONES: Those shoes are NOT standard issued.
SPOCK: No, Doctor. But I did check regulations, and they meet the requirements.
BONES: Screw this shit. I'm putting on my crocs.
"Circular logic will only make you dizzy, Doctor!" -- Peri
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