I could actually see the male Kirk and Spock duo talking about shoes.
KIRK: Mister Spock, that's a mighty fine pair of boots.
SPOCK: Thank you, Captain.
KIRK: Not standard issue. Where'd you get them?
SPOCK: Back at the trading station we encountered one month ago.
KIRK: Shame. We won't be heading back to that region for some time.
Then Bones walks in.
BONES: Those shoes are NOT standard issued.
SPOCK: No, Doctor. But I did check regulations, and they meet the requirements.
BONES: Screw this shit. I'm putting on my crocs.