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Old November 30 2013, 11:34 PM   #6752
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for the Andorian Imperial Guard.
B is for the Breen. They look like a certain character from "Return of the Jedi". But larger.
C is for Captain Kirks smooth hairless chest.
D is for the Defiant's cloaking device.
E is for Elasian tears.
F is for Ferengi earlobes, a symbol of business skill and prowess.
G is for Grumpy CMO's
H is for Harry Mudd's moustache.
I is for the Imperial Terran Starship Enterprise. Evil twisty beards mandatory for senior officers.
J is for Jack Crusher's holographic recording for his young son.
K is for Klingon Gonorrhea.
L is for Lysian weaponry.
M is for Metron togas.
N is for Nausicaan cruisers.
O is for Ocampan TV shows. Everybody dies by the sixth or seventh season.
P is for Peter Preston, Montgomery Scott's nephew and one of the fatalities of the bloody confrontation with Khan Singh in 2285.
Q is for John de Lancie
R is for Reruns saved Star Trek
S is for Saber-class Federation starships of the late 24th century.
T is for T'Pol's bum. Indeed.
U is for United Earth, the formal name for our planet's unified government before and after the birth of the Federation.
Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight.

- Jonathan Archer, 2151
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