Kirk: And then I was all like, "What does God need with a starship?" and he was all, "No way!" and I was like, "Yeah huh!" and Spock was all, "Screw this noise"-
Picard: No way! And then what happened?
Kirk: Badda bing badda boom, I nailed a yeoman.
Picard: Oh, you suck! They made me go to therapy!