To repeat myself: The site is a satire site. An Onion type site base around first responders
It's a fake
This site is a satire of the current state of Law Enforcement, Fire Fighting and Emergency Medical work. Stories posted here are not real and you should not assume them to have any basis in any real fact.
I would have thought the STO ship in the image being billed as the "new ship"
would have been a big clue.
Wonder how long is this going to take to die out before fans stop buying this? Star Trek fandom has gotten really easy to troll with fake news.