I'm kinda writing one atm, well I'm deciding if I should write another chapter or not anyway here is the link:
Love In A Turbo Lift?
And if your one for useless facts then I got the title from Aerosmith's song "Love In A Elevator". I just changed it a tad.
Check Out The Silent Alarms
Janeway: I've got a boyfriend who malfunctions.
Janeway: You know the story. Girl meets boy, girl changes boy's subroutines.