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Old November 28 2013, 03:42 AM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 84: To The Bitter End


Worf: And now, the Ravishing of the Women!
Bashir, snapping awake: Yes? Yes? Women?
Worf: Hah! No. No women.
(On Bashir's groan and collapse.)
...And they say I have no sense of humor.


Quark: There it is, Rom. My own moon!
Rom: Brother, that's no moon. That's a space station.
..ohh, and they're firing at us.
Quark: COUSIN GAILA! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!




Gul Dukat: Oh, come on, Benjamin! Surely a compliment wouldn't hurt. Say it!
Sisko, resigned: Fine. Fine! Diabolical, I'll give you. But I will not refer to your latest scheme as masterfully cunning.



Sisko: What is it?
Weyoun: Plans for growing...me! Just imagine, captain, your own private Weyoun! A clone of your own, to see to your every need.
Sisko: A punching bag. It has possibilities.
Weyoun: I was hoping you'd think 'butler'.
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