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``O'Brien…remind me again just how we got drafted by the Klingons this time?''
``Hey, we're getting off easy. These are the uniforms for the Tactical Actuarial Division trainees.''
``And what, now, are we bid for this … uh … fine … gold-painted Wii controller? I have got to start looking at these things before we start the auctions.
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``Just hold on a few more minutes, we'll grow your feathers in and you'll make a fantastic turkey.''
``And, Sisko, as you see on our genetic scan --- ''
``Wait, this isn't a genetic scan, this is the emergency exits for the library tower.''
``Um … look over there, a big distracting thing!'' [ Running away. ]