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Old November 25 2013, 06:43 AM   #5
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #239: Ready for Anything

LaFORGE: Is that a dilithium crystal?
COCHRANE: Amber! My next invention will be Jurassic Park!

PICARD: And this blandly designed kitchen and this food I am burning...none of it is real.
KIRK: Then how did I put on 15 kilos?

KIRK: A singalong? What should we sing?
BONES: In about an hour it'll be "Beans, beans, the magic fruit..."
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Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones."
óMajor T. J. "King" Kong
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