Ladies, ladies ... please. Let's not start taking this personally, now. It's all in good fun! How about THE KHAN SCREAM, eh? Personally, I never thought Khan had it in him to get both Kirk AND Spock to scream his name! That ... that's something ... I'd call that very "slashy."
Oh my, I just got that.
You've tainted this thread for me if not all of Star Trek.