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Old November 18 2013, 03:48 AM   #8
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 83: Holosuite Fantasies

TFTW, Ln X!



Nana Visitor: I wonder if Babylon 5 is hiring...



Director: *offscreen* What is going on? None of this is in the script!

Majel: Do you know who my husband was?

Director: Yes...

Majel: Maybe you want to double check your script, then?

Director: I'll be damned, look, my script suddenly includes a scene where you have a three-way with Rene and Siddig!

Majel: Why it's my own personal Menage-a-Troi!

Director: Didn't they use that...

Majel: Oh, Gene, I miss you so much!

Director: What I meant to say was, that's funny and original Mrs. Rodenberry!



Garak: I take it back, my dear Doctor, you are not Ds9's LaForge. He couldn't even score with his holographic crush!



Who's the black commander
That's a sex machine to all the alien chicks?
SISKO!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his pagh
For his Bajoran brother man?
SISKO!
Can you dig it?

Who's the emissary that won't cop out
When there's Pah Wraiths all about?
SISKO!
Right On!

They say this cat Sisko is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Sisko.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
BEN SISKO!




Armin: Someone want to tell Ln X that this is a Prophet vision and not a holosuite fantasy?

Rene: Not if the captioneer wants to win these contests again.
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