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Old November 17 2013, 02:07 AM   #3
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 83: Holosuite Fantasies

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Dax: He have to imitate the steps.
Kira: Wait, you're sure no one will ever see this?
Sisko: We're Starfleet officers of integrity, Major.
Bashir: (whispering to self) I'm so recording this and putting it Youtube.

Deanna: (on com screen) Mother... what do you think you're doing?
Lwaxana: I would never date two men at once, Little One. Odo here's genderless. But he can be -anything- I want....

Garak: Excuse me, why settle for a fraudulent spy like him, when you can get the real thing over here?

Sisko: If you're lucky I'll shoot you and you'll die quickly. If you're unlucky I'll start punching you and you'll die slowly.

Producer: What? A serialized drama set on a space station with massive effects and focus on characterization? Do you know what decade this is? Next script idea.
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