Dax: He have to imitate the steps.
Kira: Wait, you're sure no one will ever see this?
Sisko: We're Starfleet officers of integrity, Major.
Bashir: (whispering to self) I'm so recording this and putting it Youtube.
Deanna: (on com screen) Mother... what do you think you're doing?
Lwaxana: I would never date two men at once, Little One. Odo here's genderless. But he can be -anything- I want....
Garak: Excuse me, why settle for a fraudulent spy like him, when you can get the real thing over here?
Sisko: If you're lucky I'll shoot you and you'll die quickly. If you're unlucky I'll start punching you and you'll die slowly.
Producer: What? A serialized drama set on a space station with massive effects and focus on characterization? Do you know what decade this is? Next script idea.