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Old November 15 2013, 01:17 AM   #6589
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for the Altair system, which was recovering from the effects of a recent interstellar war at the time of Spock's pon farr incident in 2267.
B is for Beta Stromgren system. Where sentient space ships go to die.
C is for the Camus system. Where ancient life-energy transference technology was uncovered during an archaeological dig.
D is for Devidia system, wherein strange aliens with orifices where their foreheads should be can transport across time and space with help from an ophidian
E is for Epsilon Indi system. Where the children shall lead.
F is for Farius Prime, where you can get some extra villum sauce...
G is for Green, Colonel Green. A genocidal dictator during Earth's Third World War.
H is for Harry Kim's rank during Voyager's seven years in the Delta Quadrant. It never changed.
I is for Iconia, a lost civilization, home to Demons of Air and Darkness.
J is for Joseph Sisko. Father of Benjamin, grandfather of Jake and one of the best Cajun chefs in all of New Orleans.
K is for Kor, Kang, and, they are not members of the KKK.. rather, they are D'Har Masters!
L is for Lincoln. President Abraham or Roberta, take your pick!
M is for the Martian Colonies, the earliest of which (Utopia Planitia) was already established by the year 2067.
N is for Nyota Uhura's tremendous thighs.
O is for Onaya, a centuries-old noncorporeal entity that thrived off the neural energy of artistically creative beings that "she" encountered during "her" interstellar travels.
P is for Positronic brains.
Q is for questions, at a time when the captain is "just a man looking for answers, number one"
R is for the Romulan Tal Shiar, one of the most ruthlessly efficient and brutal secret police agencies in this part of the galaxy.
S is for astronauts that are on some kind of Star Trek, without which none of this would be possible. Hot damn, how heroic!
T is for the Tamarian language, which Federation science couldn't begin to understand until 2368.
U is for United Federation of Planets, the lynchpin of this whole thing; still, to call it "armada" makes no sense, especially if its main goal is peacekeeping and humanitarian efforts.
V is for V'Ger's swath of destruction as it plowed across Klingon space and into the Federation, heading straight for Earth.
Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight.

- Jonathan Archer, 2151
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