Re: It's my birthday, and I'll cry if I want to
Maybe it would be a good idea to do something unexpected, like make your own potato chips or something. You could fry them in butter or whatever you like. Then you sing:
"It's my Parkay, and I'll fry if I want to".
"Pitching is simple -- cheese for the kitchen and a yakker for the kudo." - Dennis Eckersley