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Old November 13 2013, 12:42 PM   #6555
Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Animal things that killed Wesley Crusher. He got better.
B is for the Beta Quadrant, one-quarter of the entire Milky Way Galaxy.
C is for Captain Montgomery Scott. Captain of Engineering of the USS Excelsior. But not for very long.
D is for Dathon at El-Adrel.
E is for the Enterprise-D, flagship of the Federation from her commissioning in late 2363 until her destruction at Veridian III eight years later.
F is for Ferengi Marauder.
G is for the Great Material Continuum.
H is for Harry Mudd's big fat belt buckle. It was big and it was fat.
I is for Invisibility cloaks.
J is for Joachim, Khan's right hand man. Played by a J named Judson Scott, who was in the "Pheonix" TV show. Apparently, he wanted big bucks to be in TWOK. "Genesis, yours, forever."
K is for Klingon. Velcro's generic name. In China.
L is for Ligonian combat rituals.
M is for miscommunication. This is to blame for most first contact failures.
See, the problem is that you are using your cards to show me what cards you have, and if you can't see that this is viciously circular, then there is no point in continuing
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