"You know, Number One, if this were a pirate ship, all the female crew members would be my 'wenches,' and I could do whatever I pleased with them--"
"Uh, Captain, maybe the bridge isn't the best place to have this conversation."
"Yeesh! My Spacebook alter ego, 'Teenybopper Tina,' just got a particularly crude proposition from some online degenerate!"
"Oh my God! You're
"By Klingon tradition, I demonstate my affection for you by presenting you with the scalp of my former lover. Wear it well!"