Hello everyone! Sorry about missing last weekend, trying to see if I can make it to the end of 2013 without doing that again.
First up to the plate, we have the "But where's the monolith?" Award, going to:
: Worf, notify Starfleet, we've found Commander Bowman.
Next, we have the "Won't make it past drinks" Award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
"What the hell kind of dating service is this, anyway!"
"Hey, you said you wanted a lawyer! He's the only lawyer in our database!"
Next, we have the "Clue: The Next Generation" Award, going to:
R. Star wrote:
Crusher: According to these tricorder readings it was Colonel Mustard in Ten Forward with this shrapnel shard.
Next, we have the "Life is tough" Award, going to:
FEMALE EXTRA: Well, insubstantial ghost beats being in a weird alien costume.
MALE EXTRA: Yeah, but at least the alien costume was fire-retardant.
Next, we have the "Not how he wanted Riker to find out" Award, going to:
Riker: This tricorder must be broken. It's detecting Betazoid life signs in your quarters
CRUSHER: Chief medical officer's log. Like all good investigators, I've just finished touching everything at the site of the strange accident with my bare hands. If they start falling off within 24 hours, I'll know it was dangerous.
They keep telling me that the captain's chair will kill me..
: I think the disruptors to the chest helped.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!