Re: Would you rather?
Would you rather teach Spock (Prime or Nu), Data (with or without emotions), Odo, or Seven the ways of humanity?
Seven. At least she's female.
You're getting kissed. Would you rather have Quark or Porthos slip his tongue in your mouth?
Curly: Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese! (Horses Collars, 1935)