Imagine you're walking down the street, and suddenly you come across a $100 bill on the sidewalk.
As you bend over to pick it up, someone runs up behind you and kicks you in the junk, hard.
To top things off, as you stumble around, half-blind and trying not to vomit or pass out from the pain, that son of a bitch steals the $100 bill.
That's the experience of watching Prime Directives.
Uhhh how can it be this bad?