Yeah, this probably wasn't the best time to try to be entertaining. While I've been entertained, it clearly failed as a whole.
This makes me think you only started the thread because you wanted people to entertain you. You don't want anyone's advice at all it seems.
He's full of himself. He doesn't understand much of anything that anyone has posted here and it's clear that he doesn't want to.
All well. Lesson learned. I'm done with these types of threads. I'm just glad I'm not one of his professors.